The great thing about Professional Rapper is that, even if you create the worst-sounding album ever that could literally blow your brains out and cause an end to human civilization, it'll at least STILL be more enjoyable than whatever Lil Dicky tried to pull off here. Because Professional Rapper may not be the worst-sounding album, but that doesn't mean it can't be the most enjoyable. I've recently modified my rating system a bit and raised up all my 0-9 album ratings. The truth is, there really isn't an album in existence that I would actually consider to be a perfect 0. There are definitely 0/100 songs out there for sure, but a 0/100 for an album is practically impossible in my eyes. Even the worst of the worst would end up creating something mildly enjoyable by accident. Overall, I use the 0-100 scale to measure enjoyability, and there's nothing I've ever heard that's less than 0.01% enjoyable. That is, until I relistened to Professional Rapper. Now, going into this album in 2019, there were already a TON of red flags. Other than the fact that in both 20, Dicky made BY FAR one of the worst songs of each year, Lil Dicky has also has never intrigued or fascinated me in the slightest. At the time when he made the XXL Freshman list and performed his Cypher beside Desiigner and Anderson. Paak, I didn't know whether to take him seriously or not. His Cypher was incredibly boring and eye-rolling! In fact, HOT TAKE: Anderson. Paak's Cypher actually was better than Lil Dicky's.

At least it was so bad that it stood out in a hilarious way. Plus, the line 'My son is amazing, he look Korean, but he dance like MJ' is way funnier than all of Professional Rapper, even though that's not saying much.

Obviously, I had some bias going into this, but I expected it to at least have AT LEAST a chuckle-worthy moment or something to remember. Good lord sweet baby dancing MJ Korean looking Paak boy, that was not the case. Professional Rapper, is 89 FUCKING MINUTES long. 89 minutes of unfunny, completely drab lyrics, absolutely generic production and guest features that are lazily thrown into the spotlight! On paper, I guess that doesn't sound as bad, but let's get something straight. Even if this was aiming to be your average rap album, 89 minutes is far too long if you're trying to keep an engaging, enjoyable experience. However, it's not your average rap album.

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